Ask "let's meet up, where?" in Kadıköy and the answer's always the same: that famous bull statue. The real trouble starts after that. Walk toward Moda's shore, duck into Bahariye's back streets, or pick a courtyard in Yeldeğirmeni? Planning is basically a delusion here — every corner throws a third option at you that changes your mind. The cats are more settled than you are. You're the indecisive one. Let the dice choose — your feet already know the rest.